Johns Hazlinger's Page: Fun Picture Clock

[Too bad it updates the date every time I edit this page, because this thing has been like some cray pump for like five years now] Here is the picture clock I threw together playing around in script. It has many patterns that come out at high and low speed. The viewer's perception of the outer dial's actual speed changes because the pictures change. At high speed, different patterns show up dependent on the length of time watched.

^{picture clock does not know the future, except as it happens ... picture clock does not cure (most) curses or any diseases ... picture clock is for entertainment or sarcastic purposes only ... picture clock is not "teh nohtzeezsz" ... picture clock can't channel ... picture clock does not endorse any brands ... picture clock still refuses to run for president ... I am picture clock! (As in I am Birdbrain!)}
^{Picture clock has been rumored to throw legal limbo waves.}