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| Bready and me having fun taking selfies. Yep, Bready is looking at you. |
Bready wants to be my campaign manager. His campaign motto idea: The New Tyranny. Breadie thinks people need a little tyranny in their lives. He thought minor tyrannical things that are relatively harmless might channel people's self-malice away from the things we need to survive. That way they won't get all passive-aggressive with global warming, for instance. The enemy would be Mountain Time. I have to admit, he's pretty creative for a piece of bread that's a few days old, and who has a knife for a neck.
The first thing we will do in the Steely Steeled Administration of Steel is make every city in America change its name so that no two cities have the same name. That is a good start. We also will not allow them to use numbers in the names of their new city. Those cities that have names of other cities will be put on Mountain Time until they comply. That will be our evil tyrannical punishment in most cases. I guess if you're already on Mountain Time you could be put to sea or something, though Bready is not on board with that. Maybe they won't be allowed to use anything with wheels that has green colors inside or out, or put anything green in any wheeled object. That's nice and randomly tyrannical. Drag those veggies! Or be put on Double Psycho Mountain Time.
Perfect. Heh, heh, good ol' Bready. What an advisor! Nice hair too.
